It’s 11pm here and it is down to the wire on my project for tomorrow. Took a break and read the posts. cannot let Taz post begging for one of my sons to pass.
We just happen to have a young, single, 6’2” well built, studly male available. He is potty trained, well educated, (mom did that), very much the gentleman (or mom will kick butt) he eats anything available, not picky, likes all of the female persuasion, but is definitely a one woman man. he loves to fight the dragon, jumps out of perfectly good airplanes, (could be an insurance issue) and he spends all his $$$$$ right now on his truck but would rather spend it on a family ( I can convince him, I’m sure). He is a burly handsome (but dirty) wildland firefighter in summer. In winter he changes to handsome clean structure firefighter/EMT and ski bum/ski patrol.
All you need to do is love him and the smell of smoke and nature will take care of the rest. (you can send him back for eminence every 6 months)
Mom will throw in all cookbooks, operating instructions, laundry soap, boot oil, and baby pictures. All you need is a hat rack for his Stetson…and a garage for the truck. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!